So anyway Tyra, I'm doing it backwards you love it!, Tyra has employed the gay community, but not really but really, She Put Jay in charge of Creative Director on Photo Shoots, till she kicked him to Canada to host CNTM (Canada's Next Top Model) Which he didn't do that bad, but he was trying so hard not to make a mistake, oooo, Jay it's taped hun, you can do it again. She also Got J. Alexander, I wonder if the J stands for anything or is like J. Holiday, a name he made up what's up Nahum Grymes!. Anyway Ms. J. went from runway diva to runwaydiva/panel judge/giving Tyra funny things to talk about when the writers striked on her ass. Now we have new transtion, Benny Ninja, a.k.a. rubberband man, the poser, literally. I'm sure he'll be a judge soon.
In Tequila News:
I watched the first three episodes (two days), how could you not they were on all damn day, everyday!, anyway, after the first episode I was like ooo, I will lift my MTV Ban for this show, and then after the 3rd episode it proved itself to be just that, a show. Okay so four of the contestants cheated on her with each other, that's right on week 2. of course Steven and Rebecca lied about it, but it was obvious. OH and get this they go over hang themselves in front of tequila and tell her. Little Italy is telling her what happened in the big bed, (hello dummy why one bed, your house, MTV's house is like 4 stories, that's like those people who have the pimped out cars, and their house is tore down.) and he said no names so of course the guilty parties come over there and hang themselves Steven was first. Lied through his teeth, and he looks a little evil too. So then Rebecca gets over there, the one who "Scratched stevens back" (yeah from the front in an up and down motion, steven was going back and forth, that what she said, I mean the sheet said.) So Rebecca comes over there, and tells on somebody else, "Yeah I kissed her." Tequila: "Kissed who?" "Brandi" so then Brandi is over there, and tequila asks Brandi and she admits it, and goes "But that's not what they're talking about." So anyway Tequila, eww, Tequila in the elimination ceremony keeps 3 out of the 4 cheaters, and sends 3 non cheaters home. She eliminates Rebecca cause she cheated twice. I was like, LOVE MY ASS! you just another reality show chick, who lucked into genetics and horny boys and girls in their basements, who think they could have a shot at you, just because your picture is in their friend space.
That Tequila is watered down.
However, she did manage to get a cover, a show, and some bank, so props to her for that, but if you're going to look for love trying looking in the mirror first, then love will come to you baby.
P.S. The real woman left on the day 1 Lala, you rock that shit!
Hasta lasagna, I got my EyEs on yA!!
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