Monday, October 1, 2007

The Bachelor More like The evil cult of biological clocks and budding fame

So I watched the bachelor, because someone somewhere, at some time said it was good (That means I don't want to tell you who) and evil much? So the one from new jersey, that's how they said it, like it is a beauty contest, which partially it is. anywhat the one from New Jersey fell down the steps last night, and there was way to many people smiling afterwards. Right after she fell some woman came on there, and was describing it as horrible as she was smiling!, For some reason I got the distinct impression that she pushed her down the stairs. Now when They called the hootchie cult who were with the bachelor at the time, one girl did the fakest "Oh my god, cover my mouth" routine I had ever seen, and two girls burst into immediate smiles. The bachelor said "I hope you're okay." then gave a look like, "Is that what I'm supposed to say?" When the evil wasn't going on, they were all talking about making the bachelor their sex slave, and how they wanted to grab and slap different body parts, while two girls decided to go into someone's luggage and show that woman's model portfolio to the nation, after accusing her of only being involved with the show to further her career. Thanks you two, you have now done it for her.
But what about the Bachelor. I don't know there is something about him that says shady, I feel like he is acting most of the time, almost as if every word his says is scripted, although it is NBC.

Hasta lasagna, I got my EyEs on yA!!

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