Anywhat, David Hans Schmidt that guy who took all of Paris Hilton's Junk from a storage bin, and sold it to the mindless drones, that fall her in wake, and the guy that tried to extort a million dollars from Tom Cruise, died this weekend of an apparent suicide. I say apparent because well... you know. But anyway Cops were "worried" when his ankle braclet reported no movement. Yeah if worried meant, they wanted to watch more Paris Hilton porn, then it's completely understandable. The conversation probably went a little like this:
Cop 1: "Aw man he fell asleep on the crapper again!"
Cop 2: "It's your turn!"
Cop 3: "Don't look at me I went last time."
Cop 1: "Yeah to watch the tape for like the 7th tape"
Cop 1: "I'll be right back, stay frosty."
Yes that is exactly how it went.
Hasta lasagna, I got my Eyes on yA!!
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