Monday, October 1, 2007

America's Next Top Poisoned model

People, if you haven't figured it out by now, this is how America's next top model works. Once they have widdeled it down to the house girls someone get's poisoned, I mean gets "dehydrated" that girl is being tested. You see they want to see if she can handle the "modeling world" (it's like the regular world, but you don't get to eat as much) if the girl then survives, and outshines the girls at the next photoshoot, because there is always "dehydration" before a photo shoot, then that girl will make it on and get a little bit more favor, however if they don't they are dropped like a bad habit, you know just like the plus size models, when they get sad, I mean seriously, the second a plus size model doesn't act like she should praise god to be on this show, and shows sadness they drop her like a bad habit.
Here is a list of the chosen few
Cycle 1 Adrienne- poisoned- and the winner of ANTM
Cycle 2 Camille- Poisoned by an allergy- wonder how that happen?- 5th place
Cycle 3 Leah- "Just not feeling well,"- finished somewhere, don't really remember her
Cycle 4 Michelle "supposedly emphatigo"- interesting she wakes up with it now- finished... with jonny fairplay, in their craziness together
Cycle 5 Bre Scullark- double poison- for some "odd reason" she became ill, and was given a pill by Jayla which let's say didn't help matters
Cycle 6 Daniel aka Dani- they went back to brass tacks on this one- they "dehydrated her again, just like in Season 1 where she had to decide to either leave the hospital or leave the show, she left, just like Adrienne and like Adrienne- winner ANTM.
Cycle 7 Monique- of course she "just happens" to wake up like she has been hit by a truck, and has to decide to do the photo shoot or go back home, she chooses her health, and subsequently chooses to leave.
Cycle 8 Cassandra- Frosbite- they had this woman hold ice cream so long she developed frostbite in her fingers. she didn't win
Cycle 9 - just started- but I think I know who's next,
So which begs the question> Do you want be next

America's Next Top Poisoned Model.

Hasta Lasagna, I got my EyEs on yA!!

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