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What makes you, you, better yet what makes humans, humans? school

What makes you, you, better yet what makes humans, humans?



Neurobiology probes the circuitry of the brain for the secrets of behaviors and thoughts that make humans human. Is there a grand creator, and if so, should there not be some spark that humans retain as a result of being part of that creator, like the DNA that we share with our parents. "High-energy physics seeks and may be on the verge of finding the so-called God particle, the Higgs boson thought to endow elementary particles with their mass. Cosmology is confounded by dark matter and dark energy, the pervasive but unidentified stuff that shapes the universe and accelerates its expansion."

Paleoanthropologys' missing mass is the unfounded fossils that record when and how our the homo(human) genus emerged.
"New findings only remind scientists that answers to so many of their questions about early Homo probably lie buried in the million-year dark age."

It is known that primitive hominids walked upright across the plains of Africa at the time of the unfounded fossils, probably members of the genus Australopithecus.(scientific name Australopithecus afarensis) You remember the Species in which Lucy came from a.k.a the missing link. Lucy was the Hominid skeleton that was discovered (40%) that showed that it was possible that Hominids like Lucy with such features not that uncommon of the features humans presently now have in a more evolved form, could be the missing link between apes and humans. Still some scientists say that she was just a "knuckle dragging ape."



Let's go back about 1.9 millions years to another Homo, Homo Habilis, or the "handy man," it had a larger brain, a more human like face teeth and stature, then those of australopithecines. The Habilis are considered to be an important place as the first of the homo genus, which presumably led to erectus and sapien, but like lucy it's still being debated. The problem is that there hasn't been enough preserved "things" to look at.

Paleoanthropologist William H. Kimbel said, "The problem is that the fossil yield has thus far been low or poorly preserved, compared to the time periods on either side of this interval." However, a succession of recent discoveries has extended evidence of hominids reaching back from three million to beyond six million years ago, close to the estimated time of the divergence of the human and chimpanzee lineages.

[Tim D. White of the University of California, Berkeley, one of the most experienced hunters of hominid fossils, said that his teams and several others were "pushing hard" to explore sites in Ethiopia and Kenya that may produce evidence of earlier Homo origins. Prospects are uncertain. Some prominent sites of previous hominid discoveries are underlain with lava flows and other geological barriers to digging into the deeper past.]

At present, most paleoanthropologists think a solitary upper jaw represents the likeliest candidate for a Homo from that period. In 1996 a find by Dr. Kimbel and his team was made in the Hadar badlands of Ethiopia, and get this it was actually near the site of the much earlier Lucy skeleton and on a surface with a scattering of stone tools. The 2.3-million-year-old jaw that was found was assigned to the Genus of Homo.

Dr. Kimbel remains cautious. "The Hadar jaw could represent a population of early Homo that was specifically in the ancestry of habilis," he said. "Or it could represent a stem population from which ultimately descended all of the Homo species currently known from after two million years ago."

Professor of Biological Anthropology, Alan Walker, who teaches and studies hominid anatomry at Pennsylvania State University, agreed that the jaw was apparently "the earliest direct evidence" of Homo. It shows that the individual had the short face and squared-off palate

"At a basic level, one wants to know when and where transformations occurred so one can put them into their appropriate evolutionary context," Dr. Lieberman said.

He said that that could reveal the dietary and environmental causes of species change, leading eventually to modern humans with the ambition to find their origins.

Dr. Lieberman said that he and colleagues "are relentlessly optimistic that we have all the information we need to answer our big questions, but just haven't figured out the order in which to connect the dots."

But the real problem, he added, with resignation tempering optimism, "is that the fossil record doesn't have enough dots."








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Hasta lasagna, I got my Eyes on yA!!

UH OH WHAT DID THE CELEBRITIES DO TODAY!!

Don Imu's crazy ass is officially coming back on the air December 3 as apart of New York's WABC-AM




The Jonas Brothers, Disney's new ho I mean project, [what I like about them: they can somewhat sing (even if it sounds like all throat) and play instruments, but you gotta admit Disney is like a really big pimp and they do have the tendency on creating and backing new things and then showing their wrath by canceling them, unless they make them money, then they give them record deals and movie deals so fans won't be too pissed and stop watching disney, because they just canceled a great show for no FREAKIN REASON. Dude come back!, my bad] The jonas brothers are recording an album on the tour bus, while they are on the West Coast on the Miley Cyrus/ Hannah Montana Best of Both Worlds Tour. Plus they are getting a concert special dvd, a movie, and a new t.v. show- J.O.N.A.S Junior Operatives Networking As Spies- the brothers play a group of government hired undercover spies, and music makers by day- hannah montana 2- they also help their secret agent dad mu thwart the evil dentist Dr. Harvey Fleischman, an evil dentist bent on taking over the world's young adults. -KND- their mother doesn't know. their youngest brother, Frankie Jonas, who is very cool by the way, has some idea as to what his brothers are really doing, and stop a crazy teenage reporter named Stella Malone(Chelsea Staub) who is doing everything she can to get the behind-the-scenes scoop on the up-and-coming band by going undercover, keeping up with school, having a social life, and most importantly, keeping the world that has their eyes on them from finding out who they really are while continuing to protect it.
Davida Williams stars as Veronica
Rachel Katz is Willie Floym
Elena Melnichenko is Sofia


Da Brat, hit somebody again, you better stop, or you are going to be doing reality tv forever, trying to pay off all those lawsuits and court costs.
Early today this morning at Jermaine Dupri's Atlanta nightclub, Studio 72, Brat hit a waitress in the face with a bottle of rum. Allegedly. the waitress was then carried to the hospital where she was apparently treated for cuts on her face. No comment was reported from Dupri or Brat.


Jacob the Jeweler- the king of bling,- the one everyone keeps saying as they hold up their chains or when they are on cribs. well he's going down the mine, or should I say up the river, for lying. Arabov pleaded guilty on Wednesday to falsifying records and giving false statements to investigators looking into a multistate drug ring, The Associated Press reports. Everyone from Kanye West to Bono, agreed to a plea deal that will have him serve up to 46 months in prison and pay a penalty of $2 million dollars, in exchange for prosecutors dropping money-laundering charges against him.(throw enough money at it, Lil kim lied had to pay a fine and went to jail, rock boy (diamonds are just shiny rocks) lied and he just paid a fine. Arabov was arrested at his New York jewelry store in June 2006 and accused of being part of a conspiracy to launder about $270 million in drug profits for the Black Mafia Family., Calvin Klein and Bruce Willis. Police are treating the death as a homicide. ...


X-Files is making a sequel
start production in Vancouver, British Columbia, in December, according to Entertainment Weekly. Creator Chris Carter is slated to direct, and TV series stalwarts David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson will revive their respective roles for the project, which has been in the works since the release of "The X Files: Fight the Future" in 1998. "If we didn't do it now and the [writers'] strike was protracted, it would force the movie to come out several years from now," Carter told the magazine. "And that was too late. It was either now or never." (MTV.COM)



Last but not least, You remember Jammie, the woman sued By RiAA for 220,000 because of 24 downloaded songs, well her website has raised $16,197.84, and now she has even started selling stuff to help. Stuff like:Free Jammie" dog T-shirts ($17.49), white thong underwear ($9.99) and women's tracksuits ($49.99), as well as mugs, beer steins, teddy bears, kid's clothes, hoodies and boxer shorts


Hasta Lasagna, I got my EyEs on yA!!

P.S. i'm done now and I'm bored. I"M OUT!!

Reality show round up part 2 Alex Binder.

OH yea, hoover again. Anyone remember Alex binder? He was the guy on two-a-days who looked like josh hartnett with muscles. Well in the summer of 2006, after filming the show, he got arrested for burglary and breaking and entering into a car. However, even though he didn't play baseball his senior year, he got a partial scholarship to Bevill State Community College. He's dating Danielle who's a cheerleader at Hoover High.


-But what about Kristin!- Well don't worry about Kristin, she went on to the University of Alabama.

It has been reported they are still friends.



Hasta Lasagna, I got my EyEs on YA!!

Reality show wrap up viva la bam hoover high polygamy

Get this you know that show on MTV Two-A-Days, kind of like laguna beach but a sports version, It chronicled the lives of the Hoover High Football players and their coach because they were really good at football so good in fact that they won over 41 state championships in 19 sports in the last 10 years. Overall, Hoover has made an appearance in 21 state championship playoffs, and appeared on ESPN
well guess what?? the Head Coach (pictured above) of Hoover high, the hot head RUSH Propst, has resigned, because apparently he was allegedly bullying opposing players, fixing grades for his players, and had another life and family in another town. (If you are doing the polygamy thing, why would you go on national television!! STUPID!!) the principal who stood behind prospt in the grade changing thing, did not get his contract renewed- (nice way of saying yeah right!, YOU FIRED)As for season 3: Humidity Entertainment has declined to exercise its option for a third season. Instead, it announced that a similar program called Varsity Inc. will be filmed at West Monroe High School in West Monroe, Louisiana. The program will move to ESPN2, and will focus more on the football program and less on the private lives of its players. (NO REALLY) I know West Monroe High is like: OUR TURN BABY!!

Statement from Propst:
"I am remorseful for what I've done... I have failed you as a community; I have failed you at the board, but I feel very proud of the accomplishments we've had here, and this community has been a huge part of this football teams's success. I'm a tough person. This will be another chapter in my coaching career. I fully expect to coach again."

"I had an affair. I want that out there. I did," "The affair is wrong; I don't condone it. I made a personal decision that was wrong. And there's a child because of it. Criticize me for having an affair, be judgmental, but I won't let that child later read that he was a mistake, 'cause I'm going to do the right things."


Oh and get this Viva La Bams, punching bag, Uncle Don Vito, was found guilty of groping three girls,and when I mean girls I mean girls, children. He was found guilty of fondling or groping 12 and 14-year-old girls during separate incidents at a signing event at Woodward Skatepark at the Colorado Mills mall in Lakewood, Colorado. When he heard the verdict he fell to his knees and said, "Oh God Kill me now!"

Ni$$er- What??

Nas's upcoming CD, which might be entitled, I hate using this word, Ni$$er, is seriously under fire. Brooklyn assemblyman Hakeem Jeffries demands that the New York Comptroller withdraw the $84 million state pension fund invested in Universal Music Group and its parent company Vivendi, if they release the album with this name. Nas still isn't discussing stuff yet.

Nas says:
“It’s not ready for me to talk about. The album is done, basically, but …it’s a piece of art. It’s like talking to your child about sex. It’s hard, but it’s important…It’s probably going to make people uncomfortable. I don’t expect a lot of people to sell a record called ‘Nigger.’ Hopefully, people can open their minds up and lose some of their fear and deal with it. It’s just an album.”

That word will never be positive, please stop trying to make it main stream.

Hasta lasagna, I got my EyEs on yA!!

AVATAR (the last airbender) CANCELED!!

That could very well be the headline at the end of this season. After 10 months as not so much as even a peep of Avatar, the new season, Book 3, began however, it is receiving dismal ratings. When Season 3 began, it was snuffed out by powerhouse Hannah Montana, and didn't even make it into the top 10 for the week.
1. Monday Night Football (ESPN)
2. Hannah Montana-September 21st (Disney)
3. WWE Monday Night RAW - 10pm (USA)
4. Burn Notice (USA)
5. WWE Monday Night RAW - 9pm (USA)
6. College Football (ESPN)
7. Freaky Friday (Disney)
8. Holes (Disney)
9. Saving Grace (TNT)
10. Cory in the House (Disney)

Now One of the Best episodes of the Season Episode 5 was beaten by a rerun, that's right a re-run of Spongebob Squarepants. I was wondering how in the hell did this happen? Ratings haven't been good all season. I was like I knew Nickelodeon would mess this up, but come to find out, it is the fans who are helping to mess it up too. Fans of the Series are posting episodes in advanced all over the internet, veoh, youtube, myspace, and they are getting huge hits, one youtuber got 854 subscribers alone off of 3 videos of a show that airs in the U.S. two weeks from now, but has already aired in the U.K. I contacted Nickelodeon who has a private channel on the page, and when they asked this person to remove the videos because of the ratings crisis, the user replied "fuck-you" and of course all his videos were removed. I'm sorry, but you know how Nickelodeon likes to cancel things in the 3rd season anyway,(learning from disney) but if this show goes it will be the fan's faults just as much as the Studios, with it's horrible ratings, and the fact that it is being beat by re-runs of other shows, I don't see how a Book 4 will be possible, unless The DVD's and merchandise make BANK, SERIOUS BANK!

Hope Sci-fi or USA picks it up as it's first cartoon, USA knows how promote, #1 Cable Network.

Hasta lasagna, I Got my EyEs on yA!!

American Juniors where are they now.

Lucy Hale- went on to become an actress (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1423955/)
http://www.myspace.com/lucyhalefans

Chauncey Matthews- is in high school doing the regular teen thing (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=35975340&MyToken=d80b652c-3a13-4244-9c01-09438bb53e5c)

Taylor Thompson
& Still pursuing singing
Tori Thompson

(http://thethompsonsisters.net/official/)

Danielle White ( the best singer from the show and group is doing concerts) http://www.danielle-white.com/intro2.htm

Katelyn Tarver -Didn't make the group but got a record deal from universal/TC Music, is a Wilhelmina model, got a song on the N hit South of Nowhere called "Something in Me", shot a music video, and has an album scheduled for release in USA September 2007 called Brand New Day.
http://www.myspace.com/katelyntarveronline
Music video- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ageEcMfZ14o


Jordan McCoy- Didn't make the group but got a record deal with Bad Boy Records. (that's right those that lost got record deals)
Album June 26, 2007
April 4, 2007 going on tour with boss DIDDY
http://www.myspace.com/jordanmccoy (NICE vocal good tone)
http://www.youtube.com/user/JordanMcCoyTV


Chantel Kohl - A senior in high with long hair http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chantel_Kohl
http://chantelkohl.tripod.com/
http://www.greatestcities.com/users/chantel_4ever/

AJ Melendez- still trying to do his thing (nickname little guarani, only called that by like one person)
http://www.myspace.com/adieljosuemelendez



Morgan Burke- I don't know


Julie Dubela (2003–2003)
http://www.myspace.com/juliedubelaofficial
Discovery Kids's Endurance: Tehachapi,

a video- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W37GwRSHyA





Mariah Stanley (2003–2003) "little girl with big voice"
http://www.myspace.com/mariahstanley
two albums to date; Lovin' It Live and On My Way


Tyron Glascoe (2003–2003)- I don't know

This is what I know, for the most part, so just in case, I can neither confirm or deny the accuracy of these links or persons said within, had to say that for legal reasons.

Hasta Lasagna, I got my EyEs on YA!!

P.S. Keke Palmer tried out for American Juniors but didn't make it, so you know what that means... She got a record deal, that's right with Atlantic records, she went on to become a movie star, and starred in Disney Channels highest rated movie of all time (when it premiered) Jump In!! Currently the 2nd highest rated movie of all time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqXQTTMii-Q







Hasta lasagna, I got my EyEs on yA!!

What perez hilton posted, by request (once and only time)

Someone said I should post stuff like Perez Hilton, so here you go, what he posted.
1. I don't post stuff like Perez Hilton, because I generally don't have people mail me pictures of vagina,
2. I'm not four and don't draw on pictures
3. I'M NOT PEREZ HILTON.

Thank-you and good night.

The epitomy of shirtless, Literally oh yeah Eva takes Naught pictures of Tony Parker and Friends

Adrian Bellani, the new or old, well the 2nd Miguel has become the most #1 male under shirtless searches, in fact at one time, during his time on the show, if you searched shirtless on Google Adrian's pictures would pop up. So why is he the most searched shirtless male, look and decide for yourself.



Hasta Lasagna, I got my EyEs on yA!!

Mary J Blige Rhianna, Jordan McCoy and Fergie

I have already told you, rephrase if you know me personally I have already told you, that Rhianna's Smash hit Umbrella, ella ella, written by Jay-Z(he just added a rap to a hot song), Terius "The Dream" Nash, Christopher Stewart was originally intended for Mary J Blige, but the dish is that Rhianna cornered the writers during grammy time and said I have to have it, (Hey Buck) and Rhianna got it, and it became #1 in Australia, Brazil, Croatia, Canada, Ireland, New Zealand, Germany, Norway, Poland, Sweden, Switzerland, United Kingdom, United States, and on the United World Chart. Jay-Z ain't no fool, he heard the song, and immediately put a rap on it, getting that feature credit. Mary has a new song out called Just Fine, I saw the video, not really feeling it or the song right now, but I think it will grow on me.


You know Fergie's smash hit Big Girls don't cry, that she co-wrote with Toby Gad, well get this: Fergie or somebody in Fergie's Camp thought the song wouldn't work with her album, so they shopped it around, and Diddy bought it for his pop rock Princess, former American Junior Jordan McCoy, okay now here's the gotcha, after Jordan recorded it, Fergie heard it and took it back, and since she was a co-writer of the song there was nothing Diddy or Bad Boy could really do. I know what you're saying Fergie stole from a then 15 year old girl, and you're probably right cause it really seems that way. You can hear Jordan's Version on her myspace:http://www.myspace.com/jordanmccoy

DRAMA!!! but not really
beause in the grand scheme things, do ya'll really care??...

Hasta lasagna, I got my EyEs on yA!!

Ryan Sheckler... mm hmmm

You crushed him, like twice, and for that I hate you! I'm talking about Kelis Hate, AHHHHH!

just kidding, I know he bounced back.

It was an all right show, but seriously are ya yoda, cause the writing was like HUH? it was very happy ending story time.

Hasta lasagna, I got my EyEs on yA!!

Tila Tequila Watered down, and Tyra employs the Gay Community!!

So anyway Tyra, I'm doing it backwards you love it!, Tyra has employed the gay community, but not really but really, She Put Jay in charge of Creative Director on Photo Shoots, till she kicked him to Canada to host CNTM (Canada's Next Top Model) Which he didn't do that bad, but he was trying so hard not to make a mistake, oooo, Jay it's taped hun, you can do it again. She also Got J. Alexander, I wonder if the J stands for anything or is like J. Holiday, a name he made up what's up Nahum Grymes!. Anyway Ms. J. went from runway diva to runwaydiva/panel judge/giving Tyra funny things to talk about when the writers striked on her ass. Now we have new transtion, Benny Ninja, a.k.a. rubberband man, the poser, literally. I'm sure he'll be a judge soon.

In Tequila News:


I watched the first three episodes (two days), how could you not they were on all damn day, everyday!, anyway, after the first episode I was like ooo, I will lift my MTV Ban for this show, and then after the 3rd episode it proved itself to be just that, a show. Okay so four of the contestants cheated on her with each other, that's right on week 2. of course Steven and Rebecca lied about it, but it was obvious. OH and get this they go over hang themselves in front of tequila and tell her. Little Italy is telling her what happened in the big bed, (hello dummy why one bed, your house, MTV's house is like 4 stories, that's like those people who have the pimped out cars, and their house is tore down.) and he said no names so of course the guilty parties come over there and hang themselves Steven was first. Lied through his teeth, and he looks a little evil too. So then Rebecca gets over there, the one who "Scratched stevens back" (yeah from the front in an up and down motion, steven was going back and forth, that what she said, I mean the sheet said.) So Rebecca comes over there, and tells on somebody else, "Yeah I kissed her." Tequila: "Kissed who?" "Brandi" so then Brandi is over there, and tequila asks Brandi and she admits it, and goes "But that's not what they're talking about." So anyway Tequila, eww, Tequila in the elimination ceremony keeps 3 out of the 4 cheaters, and sends 3 non cheaters home. She eliminates Rebecca cause she cheated twice. I was like, LOVE MY ASS! you just another reality show chick, who lucked into genetics and horny boys and girls in their basements, who think they could have a shot at you, just because your picture is in their friend space.
That Tequila is watered down.
However, she did manage to get a cover, a show, and some bank, so props to her for that, but if you're going to look for love trying looking in the mirror first, then love will come to you baby.

P.S. The real woman left on the day 1 Lala, you rock that shit!

Hasta lasagna, I got my EyEs on yA!!

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Dumbeldore is Gay... and???

So by now you have heard,if you haven't you had now, that J.K. Rowling has said that Dumbeldore from the Harry Potter series is gay. I was like and.??? Seriously nobody cares, It's not like you are ever going to see him get his groove on in the next harry potter movie. Dumbledore is like Harry's Grandfather, and don't nobody want to know how they granddaddy get down. Oh and there's the whole fact that DUMBLEDORE IS NOT REAL! so if anybody tries to get all HUH!!! shock moment on you, remind them it's 2007, and Dumbledore is not real.

Hasta lasagna, I got my EyEs on yA!!

who remembers: Brain Zembic: The man with the Fake Breasts

Brian Zembic: the man that will bet on anything.

“Look at these fucking things!” yells Zembic, “Don’t they look alien?”

“Before I got them, I had no idea they glowed like this,” “Apparently, it doesn’t work with silicone. Only saline.”

A motley rabble of wealthy Vegas gamblers who bet on pretty much anything—were discussing how nuts it was that their friend Martha, and for that matter women in general, went under the knife for a bigger rack. Were breasts really that important?

“I said, ‘Fuck, yeah! The only reason Martha gets attention is because she has boobs,’” says Zembic. “‘And if I had them, I’d get just as much attention. Even more. Because the whole world revolves around boobs.’”

So one of his pals, issued a challenge. He said he’d give Zembic $100,000 if he got breast implants, but that's not all Zembic would get the money only if he lasted a year with the tetons but he had to pay for the surgery himself. and guess what...
Hello, did you not see the picture, he did!

But here's the thing last time someone checked 2005, HE STILL HAS THEM!
Here's the reason why he says.

“You know why? Because I can’t afford to have the damn things taken out!” “No, seriously, it’s because I hate operations. That general anesthetic, it makes me so sick. And now I’ve had them in so long, there’s all this scar tissue underneath…”

Righht... guess those symptoms happened after the first operation...
He goes on to say:
“You know what? I can’t even remember what it’s like not having them. Is it really eight years? Shit. That’s nearly a fifth of my life. That’s a long time to have boobs.”

So what does this world class blackjack backgammon playing, ping-pong coaching, amateur magician do in his off time, while he's chilling in his house overlooking his hummer that gambling built..??? He's pulling cards out of cleavage and getting laid apparently.

“It’s unbelievable,” says his friend Derek, “It’s not as though he’s good-looking. But he gets away with murder. He gets them laughing, pulls a few cards out of their cleavage, and next thing you know he’s cupping their tits and they’re away.”

Why Mr. Zembic what do you have to say to that?

"I still live for nice breasts, even though my own don’t do anything for me,” “That was my big worry about getting the implants: How the hell am I going to get some chi-chi? But, you know, I’m shocked—there’s never been a girl who hasn’t enjoyed them. The boobs help. Now if I think I have no shot with a girl, I use the boobs. If I had them removed, I’d be like, ‘Jesus Christ, how am I going to get a date now?’”

How do you keep up with the upkeep, do you vaseline them like Tyra?

“I shave them when I have a date,” Zembic says. “I’m a gentleman like that.”

So how do you get the ladies?

“A lot of things contribute,” he explains. “But I think it’s also because they’re all lesbians. I’m serious. They play around with them, they suck them, they rub theirs on mine. And they get to do all that without feeling like they’re lesbians.”

Does it feel good to have women sucking your tits?

“Not really, but I never had any feeling there before,” he says. “I just fake it to keep it going. It’s a turn-on for me to watch two girls. So when I’m with a girl, I pretend it’s not me and I’m on the outside, watching two lesbos going at it.”

Zembic in addition to writing a book, The Man With the $100,000 Breasts and Other Gambling Stories, has posed for both The Star newspaper and Helmut Newton. Then there were all the side bets Another rich pal gave him $2,000 to flash his tits in the middle of a casino. So far, he estimates, his breasts have earned him about $270,000.

But it's all not nipple sucking gambling fun.

Zembic has to play down the puppies in public everyday situations, wearing the baggy clothes, wearing sports bras to help with the pain of jogging, and he hasn't had a tan or went swimming in eight years. And let's just say Airport security is always little hesitant on whether he's smuggling illegal contrabands, or is that just an excuse to cop a feel?

“It’s embarrassing when they start pronging you right in front of everyone,” he says. “Once they back-roomed me. They looked at me like they thought I had a bomb. Luckily, I had the book with me, which explains everything. So now I always gotta pack that book when I fly.”

When asks what keeps him in shape, he accredits it to his boobs.
“I can’t put on weight, because then my boobs look like shit,” he says. “I want my boobs to look good, even if I’m the only one who sees them! Now I know why girls are always dieting. It’s for their boobs. I’m serious. I’ve got an insight into women now. Girls can relate to me, too. They talk to me the way they talk to gay guys. The only difference is, afterward, I try to bang ’em.”


He became so good at hiding them, he even hid them from, as of 2005, his ex-wife during sex.

“I thought she would freak out,” he says. “So I just kept pushing her away if she tried to touch me there. When I eventually told her [by handing her the book], she just cried. She was worried her parents wouldn’t accept me because they were traditional Chinese. But after an hour, she was over it and we were in the sack. We got married about six months afterward.”

How did his half of the family find out, through tv of course:

“It was one of those ‘Will the real Brian Zembic stand up?’ things,” he says. “But even her parents accepted me in the end.”

So why is she an ex-wife?

“she wanted to go gambling, and I wanted to stay home with Mika.” (his little girl) "And, yes, little Mika knows all about Daddy’s hooters."

since he's got the breasts, his wild child life-style has changed, he’s become a stay-at-home dad , playing online poker and coaching Ping-Pong. For a few grand, he’ll do the occasional magic show.

“I’ve got my savings,” “And I don’t want to risk that now that I’ve got Mika.”

Oh and get this a movie is in the works for like the past six years or something, and the script is finished. david duchovny, said that he would get real implants, to impress the academy, well that's one way to get your oscar.

“I was done after a year, I wanted them out,” Zembic says. “But then every year when they renewed the rights, they kept saying, ‘Keep the tits so you can appear at the end of the movie. It’ll be really cool.’”

David Higgins, the producer, laughs. “I’m not insisting that he keep his implants in; it’s completely up to him,” he says. “It would be great for marketing, of course, but we can always find another way.”


“If I ever looked in the mirror and thought, What the fuck am I doing with these?, then I’d get them out,” he says. “But I’ve got to say, I like them. They’re mine, they’re me. What can I say?”

Guess what, that's right another rich friend of his Michael Sall, has offered him another wager. “I get $50,000 if I go to a D-cup, or $10,000 if I take them out. But I have to pay $20,000 if I leave them in.” He looks pained. “I’ve got till February…” of 2006.


My Thoughts:
One: Weird yet interesting
Two: Do you see what rich people do to entertain themselves
three: I think I would see the movie... on cable

Hasta Lasagna, I got my EyEs on yA!!

ACCORDING TO THE MATH JASON EARLES IS 30,

why am I telling you this, because I am tired of everyone arguing over it, so what he's 30 and looks 16, Tom Welling was 26 when he first started playing the part of Clark in Smallville, he didn't look 26 though. This just means that Earles will have more options, and he doesn't have to pay thousands on top of thousands to have some doctor inject poision into his face, paralyze his muscles, and his ability to show emotion.

Here's the math:
He graduated from Glencoe High School in Hillsboro, Oregon in 1995 and he graduated graduated from Rocky Mountain college a 4 year university in 2000, He even gives the college memorabillia to this day from the Hannah Montana show which they use for fundraisers. he graduated college in 2000 which at least makes him 22 or 23,since he took a year off after high school, it is 2007, which means he is either 29 or 30, Do the math people. Some of the stuff used to be here, but since it's Hannah Montana, I'm sure it's gone by now: http://www.rocky.edu/index.php?type=blackTieBlueJeans&ct=auction

Unless he entered college when he was 8, which I doubt because he would have been in the news or on the cover of time magazine, there is no way that he is 19 today.

Plus some pictures of him from 1994 when he played the part of ronnie shaughnessy in his Junior Play.






Hasta lasagna, I got my EyEs on yA!!

BUZZZZZ

What is Communication? Thank-you Ms. Frizzle


Communication is the exchange of information from one organism to another through a medium. However let's discuss those mediums. Many mediums of communication are shared thorougout the animal world. One medium that I find somewhat engrossing is that of dance.

The Western Honey Bee, as well as all known species and race of honey bees, performs a dance when they return to the hive from foraging called the waggle dance; a.ka. the round dance. The bee dances on the comb in a circular pattern, rhythmically occasionally crossing the circle in a zig-zag or waggle pattern. Karl Von Frisch correlated the runs and turns of the dance to the distance and direction of the food source from the hive. The orientation of the dance correlates to the relative position of the sun, and the length of the waggle portion of the run is correlated to the distance from the hive. It is also important to note that among the different species they're different dances.

I wasn't the only one that found this engrossing, in fact when Von Frisch performed his series of experiments to validate his theory, he was awarded the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine.

Like Bees humans use dance as a form of expression and communication, and like bees they're are different styles of dance that originate from the different races and generations of people. I don''t know if bees have modified their dance techniques, but humans have modified many different dances to make them their own, usually through generational acclimation.

The studies of Zoosemiotics and Anthroposemiotics while different primarily in frequency, have many common understandings, and that understanding is really what communication is all about.

Hasta lasagna, I got my EyEs on yA!!

WHY THE HELL DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT!!

I was flipping through the channels when I ran across a news program that had said that Britney Spears spends too much time in her car, and that it was the 10th time she had filled up in a week. Here's my Question: WHY THE HELL DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT, and why would waste time saying it? Actually that hadn't really said it, I watch tv with caption and I read it before they actually said it. By the time they would have said it I was about 10 channels away.

Hasta Lasagna, I got my EyEs on YA!!

Shar Jackson is the Celebrity Rap Superstar- Duh big surprise

Shar Jackson is the Celebrity Rap Superstar... duh, from what I saw of the show, all 10 minutes on youtube, shar jackson who was the best won. A reality show where the best actually wins, who would have thought that would actually happened, especially on MTV.

Hasta Lasagna, I got my EyEs on yA!!

ARMY OFFICERS FIRED FOR LOSING SIX NUCLEAR MISSLES

4 army officers have been fired, and 60 army personnel clearances have been revoked because they lost, that's right I said Lost, six nuclear missles. Six nuclear weapons disappeared from Minot AFB in North Dakota. Five nuclear weapons were discovered at Barksdale AFB in Louisiana.

What had happen was"

These missiles are part of a group scheduled to be decommissioned. This would explain why they were shipped out of North Dakota. But here's the gotcha the missiles were not transported on their way to decommissioning.

Long Story short:
How the hell you lose nuclear warheads especially six of them, and how do you "find" 5 of them. Maybe the job is stressful maybe you can't remember where you place things from time to time, like pencils, gum, staples, not devastating weapons of mass destruction. "Maybe that's why they coulnd't "find" any as they invaded overseas, and started a senseless war." I mean if you can lose weapons of mass destruction, what makes you think you can find them.

Oo! and here's a funny picture with literal intentions:


Hasta lasagna, I got my EyEs on YA!!

Kenan and Kel are on the Noggin Channel in The-N everyday at 6 P.M Eastern

That's right Kenan and Kel is [officialy] back and in the-N on the Noggin Channel.
It comes on everyday, Yes I know right, Everyday
6:00 P.M Eastern

3:00 P.M Pacific

and if you leave somewhere near New Mexico or Texas, that means 4:00 P.M Mountain or central or whatever they call it, I'm tired and don't feel like looking it up.

Also you can see every episode here.
http://kenanandkel2.mysites.nl/

Hasta Lasagna, I got my EyEs on yA!!

Mary Mary not so contrary, LOOK WHAT I FOUND! HAHA

Lyrics
Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells, and cockle shells,
And marigolds all in a row.
Marigolds my ass
She’s growing grass
She’s getting high behind the shed
Her and mother goose
Are getting quite loose
And taking it to the head

Tyler perry is #1 Again

Tyler perry is #1 Again, "Why Did I get married" debut this past movie weekend (10/12/2007-10/14/2007) #1 after #1, soon they'll be calling him the MR. #1, although some movies probably won't be. Like I said Daddy's little Girl's was not #1, and meet the browns probably won't be #1 either, but Madea goes to jail most likely a #1 hit, as long as there are no comic book movies out. After all If I am spending almost $10.00 I'm going to see the comic book movie that I read when I was a kid.

Beyonce Knowles went and got her own phone... not really though

Beyonce got a phone, but not really, it's more like a phone with beyonce's name on it. There's a song on it she recorded when she was 10.
"When I was 10, I recorded a song called '632-5792' -- a phone number. It's a little embarrassing but it's cute. There's a recording of that song on the phone exclusively for my fans. I wanted to make sure people got a feel for who I really am. It's only through this phone that you can get this close to my life."

It doesn't do anything too special though, although I was wondering, how come my name can't be on the phone instead of Beyonce's. Well the girl is a mogul I guess, or well her dad is. She is risking overexposure, she hasn't sat down since 1990 and hasn't slept since 1998, but if they want to keep throwing money at her to endorse stuff, good for her, you know you would take it too.

woman had 33 kids and threats to take away baby bcuz emotional abuse

woman had 33 children 16 were in civil war and she was 114!
Body: http://query.nytimes.com/mem/archive-free/pdf?_r=1&res=9407E0D7133AE633A25754C0A9629C946396D6CF&oref=slogin




A pregnant woman has been told that her baby will be taken from her at birth because she is deemed capable of "emotional abuse", even though psychiatrists treating her say there is no evidence to suggest that she will harm her child in any way.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/08/26/nbaby126.xml

Hasta Lasagna, I got my Eyes on yA!!

I'm back, only because I was thinking...I I think...?

Evolution is defined as the change in the inherited traits of a population from generation to generation or change in the gene pool of a population from generation to generation by such processes as mutation, natural selection, and genetic drift. My question really revolves around is evolution an inevitable circumstance or a quest for perfection?

Some say that evolution is what put human beings on top of the food chain, and for the most part that is correct, but it is the evolution of the mind and the will to survive and adapt which does that for the most part. If evolution is an inevitable circumstance that allowed human beings to evolve and grow wouldn’t it be that same circumstance that would allow other beings around them to grow or fall. With evolution is it not feasible that the dominant group in order to stay dominant uses their evolution to stay on top but by doing so willfully stunts evolution for other creatures who if not through the involvement of human interaction would eventually, as an inevitable circumstance pass the human being?

If evolution is a quest for perfection, the question becomes what is perfection? Is perfection that of aesthetics or that of ultimate survival? Take the Crocodile for example its skin is almost like armor, great for defense against predators and the environment. Speaking of environment, within its own environment the crocodile has the great and innate ability to blend in which gives it hiding places and stealth like abilities for hunting, trapping, and defending. It’s eyes on the sides of it’s head and sharp teeth give it an edge on food and predators for which adult crocodiles have very few. Crocodiles are able to be underwater and on land. During voluntary submergence Crocs can go to 30 minutes or more underwater, sometimes if they are pressed can go up to 2 hours underwater. They are very strong as well, one swipe of a crocodiles tale can break a human beings legs. One bite from a crocodile can shatter bones for the crocodile's bite force can range from 2,500 to 5000 pounds per square inch. They also produce 20 to 60 eggs at a single time, no human has ever done that. (probably because we don’t produce eggs, but as it relates to offspring, although that might differ to Sarah Brandon.)

Through evolution, natural selection and mutation, it is said that we keep the favorable traits and disinherit the unfavorable traits, but where does that line come when it comes to appearance as perfection. Think about it, when someone is born without a pinky toe, in some ways people feel that they are somewhat lacking, when in all actuality the pinky toe has no real use, especially when it comes to the evolutionary principle that is upright walking. The crocodile, while not aesthetically pleasing, has not changed or evolved that much since the Jurassic era, wouldn’t that mean that it has achieved perfection through it’s slight evolution, or to better put it the crocodile has reached it’s evolutionary peak of perfection.

Evolution is said to be continual and gradual, but what if Evolution is not the quest for perfection, nor an inevitable circumstance, but an ability of adaptation used to survive in an adjusting world changed by it’s own evolutionary inhabitants?

Yeah, I was feeling philosophical and whatnot-(you can add whatnot to the end of any sentence)
Hasta lasagna, I got my Eyes on yA!!

My last post for a while, but what a way to go!

You can be straight, Bi, Gay, whatever, but you can't be blind cause DAMN!!! although one of these [fox]es is retouched when she doesn't have to be, these are well they're just hot, and acting wise, I do prefer one over the other, because she can take risk, she doesn't always play the [good] role or the safe one which is kind of hot, but until very recently she has always played someone's girlfriend or going to be girlfriend.

Jordin Sparks Tattoo

I listened to it, a while ago, and didn't really feel hit, but after the second time, it kind of grows on me.

JAMIE IS NOT GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT!

Jammie Thomas, the woman and mother of 2 in my previous blog, who was sued by RIAA and ordered to give them $220,000 for 24 songs is not giving up, she has said: "My goal is to get this information out as fast as possible and to show the RIAA that I am not going anywhere, I am still here, I will be a thorn in their sides for the rest of my life because of what they did to me and what they're trying to do to thousands of others."

If you want to help Jammie pay her debt you can visit
www.freejammie.com
Hear her speak in a youtube video


I say good on you, don't go down without a fight, they make millions every year off of other people, and for them to sue her and 26,000 others is riddiculous,

What I like is, that she said that donate if you can, she's know some people can't, and all she wants is to spread the word.

Oh and get this the jurors wouldn't take with the public, but met with the record company lawyers in private


A backlash is ensuing, and many people in forums and on video sharing wesbites such as youtube have said that, they will never buy another album again.

WOMAN FINED $220,000 FOR UPLOADING SONGS

Jammie Thomas, the woman in the pic, was fined $220,000 for sharing 24 music files. That's $9166 some dollars, I did it in my head forgive me if it's wrong. Thomas has said that she was wrongfully targeted by SafeNet.


And if that is not enough for the single mother to handle, she has to pay about $60,000 for lawyer fees, because instead of settling like the other 26,000 people that are being sued by record companies, she decided to take it court.


The network in question Kazaa. From what was reported Thomas has said that she didnt' do it, and her lawyer said there's no way to prove otherwise. However the jury didn't buy it, and found her guilty of copyright infringement. Oh and get this, the jury however did believe that she didn't wilfully do it, or do it with the intent of doing wrong, because if they did, they could have charged her with $150,000 per song which would have brought her to $3,600,000.


First off what the heck! You can't get kazaa, so you go after the people. Some of the songs she downloaded, like Bills Bills Bills from Destiny's child is a released song, it's on every video sharing website there is, are they going to sue for that too. So it's okay when people sing your songs and show your videos when you need promotion, but it's not okay when it is a hit. Piracy is wrong, it's like ripping off people's work, but if you buy the album anyway, what does it matter, I remember all those piracy campaigns and commericals saying don't steal the music, because it's like stealing our money. Last time I checked Kanye West is still a very downloaded artist, and he went platnium in like 8 days, or by week 2, and 50 went gold in the first week. what was the lyric by mary J Blige... "730,000 first week of my sales. The music industry is not in trouble stop pretending like you are, and it's not people's fault if the record company does not pay it's artist correctly, Dixie Chicks, N'sync, TLC, and the other groups. Oh and don't you hate it when you see new acts on MTV Cribs talking about "this is my house" When you know it's not their house... Omarion. I was reading another article today about radiohead, and it [one fan posted in a blog; “I will gladly pay $20 knowing the artist will get the money,”] read it here (http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/music/article2602597.ece)

ANYWHAT, this is a shame, you're just mad that you can't take down peergroups so you lash out on consumers, I know one thing it will probably be awhile before that woman buys another CD, or downloads anything from itunes again.

Brody Jenner Reality TV whore

Believe me if any one Brody Jenner knows gets their own reality show, gurantee you he will be on it. It could be his girlfriend, mother, aunt, father, sister, cousin, friend if they have one he is on it.

HITLER COMES BACK FROM GRAVE TO ERASE MOVIE

The new movie Valkyrie with Tom Cruise, that's right with Tom Cruise because it is not his movie the other 200 or more people who worked on it would probably take offense to it, was sent to worked on but while being worked on was erased and can't be recovered, which means... RESHOOTS, which means it better make bank.
ANYWHAT, the word is that Hitler mustered up enough hate to come back from the grave long enough to spill some chemicals on the film, but when the other spirits found out he was earth, he got kicked back into hell so fast it wasn't even funny.

I"M on HIATUS

DON"T WORRY I'll BE BACK SOONER THAN YOU THINK??

Jena 6 teen released

Mychael Bell, 17 who had spent 10 months in jail, over the corrupt racial legal system of Jena Louisna, was freed on bail on September 27, 2007. In the beginning Belly was going to be tried as an adult even though he was a juvenille, with support from people such as Rev. Al Sharpton, bloggers, and the thousands of protestors who descended on the town that he has never met, and BET 106 and Park, Michael was relegated to Juvenille Court, and was released on bail. The bail was said to be $45,000, which in my opinion was still a little excessive for a fight.

What they are going to these teens as a result of a fight is ridiculous, nevertheless when the same thing happened in Jena almost a year ago Justin Sloan, a white male, was charged with simple battery for his role in the fight and was put on probation, when he attacked black teens at a party.

Oh and did you hear that when a White man with a shotgun broke in to a store in Jena to rob it, and some black people disarmed him, they were charged with theft and the man was charged with nothing. - that's what I heard.

Chris Crocker sued for $1 million dollars

Chris Crocker, internet actor and britney lover is being sued for $1 million Dollars.

So here's the Skinny:
Onch Movement, a jewelry company, apparently hired Chris to promote their line of jewelry. As part of the deal, Crocker was flown out to Los Angeles and agreed to exclusively wear their jewelry, do press for their line, which included a photo shoot, and go to the "just Britney" art show. Well Apparently Chris did not hold up to his end of the deal.

Crocker made a video and towards the end of it, he said:
"Everyone wants to know how it feels to be sued for a million dollars? I wand to ask the LA court system, how does it feel to be used for publicity by the guy that's trying to sue me. No further comment."



Anyway not really caring as much about this because in California people get sued for not leaving tips at restaurants. I'm going to have to say that Crocker is right about this one, because until about [10 minutes ago] I had no idea who Onch was and that they had a jewlery line, to be honest, I thought they said Ouch.

Oh and get this Crocker's television deal with Studio 44 Blue has apparently been canceled because of creative differences. Has Chris Crocker's head been blown up too much, that he is ruining every shot he now legitimately gets?

Albert Reed slams dancing with the stars competitor Floyd Mayweather

Oo SCANDALOUS!!

My name is satan...

BUT YOU CAN CALL ME -BEELZ- Stephen Lynch everybody



Thank-you jerzwyqt4evah

Prince Harry Snorts...

VODKA..??? HA HA ingenious
I know right?

HALLE BERRY IS PREGNANT-LOOK

Halle Berry is indeed pregnant, and glowing, she looks so hot right now.

Gratuitous ploy to read the blog

I am not above the gratuitous ploy Mondays!!
Read it, stare at the genetic gifts and read the blog everyday!!
you are under my power
look into the nipples (he he nipples)
your eyes are getting heavier.
Read the blog, Read the blog

WARD 5- Fighting for life

The article reports "As many as 40 children may be found admitted to Ward 5, the 26 beds allocated to them, crammed into just two pitifully small rooms near the very end of the main corridor."
No toys, nothing colorful.

This is not right, something is wrong, something is very very wrong.

For more information go to http://www.orphancancer.org/Africa/kisumu.html

Maeve Quinlan AKA Paula Carlin IS a versatile actress

Some people have said that Maeve Quinlan is not a very versatile, actress, although most have changed their minds after seeing her as Paula Carlin in the hit show "South Of Nowhere." I found this clip, and if you have seen "South of Nowhere," R.I.P Clay, then you will truly know how versatile she is after you have seen this clip.


Online Videos by Veoh.com

Laptop Battery that runs for 30 years

A laptop battery that lasts 30 years.
betavoltaic power cells are made from semiconductors and use radioisotopes as the energy source. As the radioactive material decays it emits beta particles that transform into electric power which can power electrical devices like a laptop for years, 30 years or so to be exact

Marion Jones Retires and is urged to Give back Medals

Marion Jones pleaded guilty to lying to US government investigators and announced that she is retiring from Track and Field.

Jones broke down in tears as she apologized.



"I have let them down. I have let my country down, and I have let myself down," “It is with a great amount of shame that I stand before you and tell you I have betrayed your trust.

"I recognize that by saying I'm deeply sorry, it might not be enough and sufficient to address the pain and hurt that I've caused you."

"Therefore, I want to ask for your forgiveness for my actions, and I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me."

After her statement, Jones, her mother and attorney drove away in a black limousine. no questions were being answered.

When asked about the investigation and allegation of taking steriods that faced her before in 2003-04 she said "I answered that I had not. This was a lie, your honour."

Her further statements to the court were as such:

"By November 2003, I realized he was giving me performance-enhancing drugs."
"I felt different, trained more intensely” she went on to say that she had
"faster recovery and better times" while using the substance.

"He [coach trevor graham] told me to put it under my tongue for a few seconds and swallow it." "He told me not to tell anyone."

Nonetheless The head of the United States Olympic Committee has urged Jones to hand back her Olympic medals.

Jones can face up to six months in Jail, as stated by her plea agreement, and a fine in excess of $250,000.

SEX AND THE CITY MOVIE PHOTOS

Here they are fresh from set of the sex and the city movie
Sex and the city photos.